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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

An Celebrational Intervention

Penny Pinching Pam is turning 60 and she's retiring all in the same month! I want nothing more than to celebrate these milestones with the carefree exuberance of a child. Unfortunately, my mind is weary with one thought - her plumbing.

Mom has been talking about getting her plumbing fixed for nearly ten years. Seriously - think about that - TEN YEARS! It's not that she doesn't have the funds. I doubt very much that she actually enjoys hauling a tub of dirty water to the toilet after washing her dishes. So why the delay? She probably didn't have a coupon!

Her frugality is legendary and obviously crippling her ability to think clearly. It's time for some tough love! I have rescued from "storage" a compilation of her most prized possessions that will be up for auction. Take a piece of Pam Cox home with you while supporting a worthy cause.

Seriously though...

Please join us for some laughs as we honor this fantastically quirky woman!